China bans extreme names in Muslim Uyghur populations. Soon there will come a day where you'll never meet another Mohammed Snowboard Thunderfuck.
Mother of four US-born children to be deported. The court said she could stay in the country if she could come out of her own vagina. She was then thrown out of the court for masturbating in public.
Marvel pulls two comics after illustrators snuck in Koranic messages. I like my stories about immortal saviors from the beyond the heavens without any religion mixed in, thank you very much.
A Canadian woman survived six days in the hospital without lungs. That’s nothing, I had a girlfriend who lived for 28 years without a heart.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story has surpassed one billion dollars at the box office, proving that the public love a female protagonist as long as she gets blown up in the end. Sorry, Hillary Clinton.
The new F-35 fighter jet has 276 different problems according to Pentagon reports. First among them, the average American pilot has to buy two seats to fit comfortably.
Police in Bristol tasered their own black race relations officers they mistook for another man. The cops said that in their defense, all race relations officers look the same.
It has been 1,000 days since Flint, Michigan has had clean drinking water, but citizens aren’t alarmed. After drinking that much lead they can’t count that high any more.
Massachusetts state police used unnecessary force raiding 81 year old's home in search of one illegal pot plant. The woman was using marijuana to help treat her glaucoma. When asked about the incident, she replied that she did not see this coming.
New law in California allows good samaritans to break car windows to save animals in danger of overheating without fear of getting in trouble. I can't wait to get out there, smash some windows and save some car stereos... I mean dogs. Car dogs.