Here, Have a joke
A 14 year old girl in Ohio was suspended for buying "happy crack", a mixture of kool-aid and sugar, so sugar plus more sugar. When is America going to end this pointless war? There is no way to totally eradicate this kind of behavior, the best that can be done is to regulate these controlled substances. America needs to realize that it has already lost the war on obesity. And drugs. And Vietnam. And Terror. Woof.