Walmart and McDonalds are losing money ham over fist, panicking investors while still remaining the industry leaders in providing the public with low-cost heart disease. With McDonalds promising all-day syrup-soaked breakfasts and Walmart slashing prices on rascal scooters and industrial vats of coca-cola, these two storied franchises are promising the world "If we're going down, we're taking you motherfuckers with us!"
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