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The California legislature has okayed the building of nuclear (new-kew-ler) waste holding buckets near the now defunct San Onofre power plant. Critics are upset with the facilities proximity to the ocean and the hazards of rising sea levels and global warming. Southern California Edison, the company in charge of building the facility, has said that they are being as careful as possible and making sure that America's nuclear Godzilla will be able to stop Japan's. If we don't act now, we will find ourselves behind in the next arms race of giant radioactive monsters punching each other on what land is left, and that is something Americans will not abide!