Here, Have a joke
do something in your routine about riding a motor bike. I saw this guy riding his motorbike and his wife was following on a skate board with a rope attached to the back of the motor bike. She was riding back and forth to the left then the right dodging trucks, cars and pedestrians. Finally I caught up with them and when they stopped. I ask why he made his wife follow on the skate board. "Oh we carry more groceries that way"! I am sure you can do better.
Good luck with your travels, sounds like great fun.